Angry Cupcake

So a few days ago im on the phone with my friend Tyler & im telling her about happy endings. If you dont know its basically when a guy is getting a massage & the massuse usually an asian woman will charge a guy extra to "make him feel good" haha. So I tell Tyler to go to urban dictionary. com cause it always funny. so she does and she reads it out loud and its hilarious cause shes acting out the voices. So then she decides to looks up blow jobs. Im like whatever i mean really what can be said about a bj that i havent already heard right?.....

WRONG.

She comes up with this list of all this shit. So first she says angry dragon and im like wtf is that. She read the definition and its basically when a guy cums in your mouth. He then hits you in the back of the head and makes cum come out your nostrils. Its called the angry dragon cause you look like a dragon and your angry cause you smacked in the back of the head. I mean you gotta get slapped pretty damn hard for it to come out your nose. So were like dying laughing.

BUT THEN.

She reads the angry cupcake. This is when your sucking a guy off and before he cums he pulls out and shoots it on your head therefore making you look like a cupcake.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

We were on the floor.

Hey call us perverted if you wanna but that shit was crazy funny.